‘Member? Vick-Less Falcons Are No Match For New Orleans

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• NFL: Along with Michael Vick, the Atlanta Falcons have been sentenced to endure a rebuilding phase: meaning they will stink for awhile. New Orleans 34, Atlanta 14.
• Fifa World Club Cup: Whose pinned against Italian giants AC Milan? Urawa Red Diamonds, son. They beat Sepahan 3-1 to advance to the semis yo. Word. [Espn]
• NBA: Solar spectacular as the Heat eclipse Suns 117-113. Now about those cancerous rays… [USA Today]
• NHL: Why does Los Angeles have a cruddy hockey team, but no football team? And why do the Ducks always seem to win? Anaheim 4, Columbus 3 in OT! [Sports Network]

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