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Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Uefa Champions League: Does one suck their thumb more passionately when their opponent is a good, rather than mediocre? Real Madrid 3, Lazio 1. [AFP]
• NBA: Take note: no Tim Duncan means no wins. Golden State 96, San Antonio 84. [San Jose Mercury News]
• World Club Cup: We’re halfway to a Boca Juniors/AC Milan. The Argentines slithered to a 1-0 win against Etoile Sportive du Sahel. Kaka, you can snarl now. [Setanta]
• Uefa Champions League: Where the hell were those “fiery French” last night? Liverpool FC 4, Marseille 0. [The Canadian Press]
• Scottish Premier League: The Scots had a little fun as well last night as Celtic FC roughed up Falkirk 4-0. Now if they could do that in the Champions League than we wouldn’t say they are shite. [Espn]
• Uefa Champions League: Yawn. Chelsea 0, Valencia 0. [Uefa]

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