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Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• NBA: Chauuuuncey! Chauuuuuncey! Maybe Boston’s just trying to ease into greatness. Detroit 87, Boston 85. [AFP]
• Copa Del Rey: 12th string Real Madrid team scrambles for a 1-1 draw against Alicante. Starters were out shopping for gifts. [IHT]
• Uefa Cup: Someone ate their frankfurts. Bayern Munich steam rolls over Aris 6-0: striker Toni contributed four goals. Hey Oliver, shut up. [Sporting Network]
• NBA: Did the protests outside of Madison Square Garden work? New York 108, Lebron James Cleveland 90. [ESPN]
• Carling Cup: Liverpool see tons of red. Chelsea 2, Liverpool 0. [Sporting Life]

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