We Bet Soccer “Freestylers” Can’t Score Goals

Cristiano Ronaldo was part of a photoshoot this weekend for PV Evo and during the session decided to get his freestyle on with professional soccer freestyler Billy Wingrove. From the vid, it looks like Wingrove definitely had the upper-hand on the creativity and “fookin’ awesomeness” factor. His website touts: “The UK’s top football freestyler. Master of football skills and tricks. King of the urban soccer scene.” That’s dandy and all, but we’re guaranteeing the guy couldn’t score from ten feet out with an open net in front of him. It’s like getting a diver to swim the backstroke. They’d probably just sink to the bottom of the pool and blow bubbles. Bloop. Bloop.
Video [YouTube, via WhoAteAllThePies]