We Hope The Memphis “Flasher” Fan Starts A Trend

Who knew you couldn’t show nipple on the jumbotron? We sure as hell didn’t. But a fan decided to provide some fresh air for her aureoles during Monday night’s Memphis/Golden State game. Unfortunately, it didn’t work to the Grizzlies’ advantage because they lost. Now don’t get excited if you’re reading this before watching the video. There’s no boobie up there. Just some reporter chick who we’d like to see flash the camera, but doesn’t. She does, however, point out that the flasher girl was under the influence of alcohol and we were stunned…she had to clear it up. Everyone knows only sorority chicks raised Jehovah Witness flash sober. The last time we dropped our pants for a mooning, we had about a fifth of Jack raging down our throats through a funnel. The imagery is horrendous, isn’t it?

Sure beats the kissing cam [Deadspin]