Arizona Cardinals’ QB Matt Leinart Should Have An STD By Now

Matt Leinart and the Arizona Cardinals were enjoying a well-deserved bye this week…what’s this? They didn’t make the playoffs? Oh, that’s right. They stunk and he stunk. Well then this changes everything. Matt Leinart has been busy enjoying a well-deserved vacation in Las Vegas where he was seen smirking stupidly in the direction of paparazzi with actress Kristin Cavallari during her 21st birthday party.
Cavallari is just one of many celebrity shags for Leinart and The Big Lead took the time to tally them all up: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Shannen Doherty, Alyssa Milano and Brynn Cameron. Every one of them is a skank, except Alyssa Milano. She’s so hot, her actions are always excusable as brain farts. And shacking up with Leinart for a measly evening is definitely a brain fart. Shouldn’t a trio of Spears, Hilton and Doherty have sidelined Leinart with an STD already? Yes.

Leinart back in the saddle [TheBigLead]
Image [Vegas Eye]