Cristiano Ronaldo’s Mama Wants Him In Madrid, Doesn’t Care That He Shags With Sunglasses

Cristiano Ronaldo’s mom isn’t shy about weighing in on her sons’ personal life. Besides managing her sons monthly hooker budget, the lovely matriarch is trying to convince Ronaldo to exchange Manchester United Red for Real Madrid white because, well, it would be a dream come true for her.

“I don’t like English teams but I know I have to like them because he [Ronaldo] is at Manchester.
“But for me… Real Madrid. Of all the foreign clubs, Real Madrid is the best. Before I die I would like him [Ronaldo] to play for Real Madrid. I would really like that and then I could die, it wouldn’t matter.”

Unfortunately for her, Ronaldo has already set pen to paper on a five year extension, as well as impregnating half of the English countryside. If she wants him to go to Real Madrid, then we advise her to call former Madrid president Fiorentino Perez. He’s all into shiesty dealings and we’re sure he could find a way to make it happen. But for now, Ronaldo’s obligations reside in England. Sorry, mum.

Cristiano Ronaldo’s mum wants him to play for Madrid [Times]
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