Fox 5 NY News Reporter Rob Malcolm Attempts To Be Funny At A Dallas Cowboys’ Bar

What do you get when you mess with superstition at a Dallas Cowboys’ sports bar? A boot to the ass and an escort out the door. That’s what Cowboys’ fans did when Fox 5 NY reporter Rob Malcolm waltzed into Stone Creek bar in Manhattan–a well known Dallas watering hole–donning a homemade Jessica Simpson mask. An eyewitness at the bar gave us the scoop.

“He walked in with his homemade mask and tried to get Cowboys’ fans to pose with it and no one would because they said it was bad luck…Everyone kept pushing [the mask] away. Then they told him to get out.”

Apparently the hex worked because Cowboys’ were stunned to find that the scoreboard read 21-17 in favor of the Giants. Go figure. We expected the Cowboys’ to be Super Bowl bound, simultaneously providing quota filling Jessica Simpson/Romo gossip for us; but alas, Romo’s a choker and Terrell Owens is whining all the way to some topless only island for a vacation. Thanks a lot, Rob Malcolm.
Rob Malcolm [Fox 5 NY]