German Study Reveals Too Much Passion For Soccer Can Give You A Heart Attack

So some Germans got together during the World Cup to conduct a study concerning the health deterrents found in overzealous soccer fans during the World Cup. We smell a whole toilets full of dung-a-ree in this right off the bat. Firstly, wouldn’t a study concerning passion in “soccer” hypothetically correlate to ALL fans? Yes. Anyway, zee Germans found that “emotional stress” could lead to cardiac arrest, specifically:

[Ed. Note: Translated from esspaneesh] Passion for soccer accelerates the risk of heart attack. That is the conclusion of a new scientific study conducted during the 2006 World Cup in Germany…”

In other news: Richard Simmons is gay, it’s cold in New York City today and eating 12 strips of bacon and sausage in every meal can lead to a fabulous life of clogged arteries and oily discharge of the “dirty-dirty” kind.
Why don’t they conduct a study about, um, streakers! Yeah. Like this dude. We like to imagine going through his head were thoughts of grandeur and coolness…before he gets leveled.

La pasión por el fútbol acelera el riesgo de infarto [Terra]
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