Heads Up: Only Heroin Addicts Can Blame It On The Balloons.

29 January 2008, 3:45 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Hey, at least they weren’t beer bottles, flares, or those £1 British coins. Those are heavy–and they hurt like hell when you chuck them from the stands. [YouTube]
The New York Times has taken the time to evaluate–and consequentally establish–that Eli Manning is a mama’s boy. We could have told you that by the way he throws a ball. [NYTimes]

AC Milan stud, Kaka, wins Italian Footballer of the Year award. We’re going to tack that on the same level as receiving a lollipop at a doctor’s office. [Reuters UK]
Barbaro, the horse that no one will let die, will be remembered at Churchill Downs with a memorial yet to disclosed. Are horse hamburgers out of the question? [ESPN]
The Miami Heat are going through a 15-game losing streak and are looking to break it tonight in Boston. Remind us, please, how this team won the title in 2005. [MiamiHerald]