Machochip’s Weekly Recap: Because You Were Too Busy Gathering Dough For The Bookies

NFL Playoffs are upon us like 6th St. Indian restaurant hosts, and since you were gathering all of your moneys in order to splurge with the bookies this weekend, we thought we’d enlighten you with what you missed during the week. Just be happy you weren’t about to marry your long lost twin sister.

• Can you still say “pinche puto mamon” in the locker room?
• Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson shoot private Dukes of Hazard scene in Mexico.
• More De La Hoya tranny drama.
• Can an MLS schedule be that difficult to figure out?
• She said what about Tiger Woods?
• My that Spanish soccer kit looks beautiful on you, Pamela.
• WVU fans are still pissed Rich Rodriguez dissed them.
• Diego Maradona wants his lucky shin guards back.
• This is how you take a streaker down.

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