Machochip’s Weekly Recap: Because Your Face Was All Mashed Up.

Everything you missed because Sean Paul was sending you into seizure spats during work.
Monday, January 14th

• Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t mind paying for sex.
• Rob Malcolm of FOX 5 NY tried out for “biggest asshole in a sports bar” last weekend. He won.
• The Predator may return to Oscar De La Hoya’s corner.

Tuesday, January 15th

• Greeks and Chileans bring a little soccer to the Australian Open.
• Tony Parker is ready for babies. Well, if Eva is down with it.
• The chase is on for Miguel Tejada’s reputation.

Wednesday, January 16th

• Rich Rodriguez is a sneaky devil.
• Carlos Ruiz is heading back to Los Angeles.
• The Yankees get a head start on 2009.

Thursday, January 17th

• Taping your son to a wall is cruel and unusual punishment.
• 71 year old Salvador Reyes will suit up for Chivas this weekend.
• Oscar De La Hoya and Floyd Mayweather Jr. round 2 is set to go.

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