Maradona Crazy Watch: Diego Maradona Wants His Cocaine Memorabilia Back.

Diego Maradona’s retirement from soccer has been a decades worth of coke dust and intense fatness. He’s constantly sputtering out non-sense about revolution, indirectly hating the Jews and his prowess as supreme tax evader is, honestly, inspiring. Yeah, we’re totally infatuated with him. So when some business man decided to withhold valuable coke money memorabilia from his illustrious career, Diego flipped…and we pray to the soccer gods that an OJ-esque showdown will ensue.

Argentine football legend Diego Maradona filed charges against businessman for stealing hundreds of memorabilia items shown around the world in his “Itinerant M10 Museum,” the star’s official website said Tuesday.

The 600 pieces of memorabilia, including the 1995 Golden Ball and gifts from Brazilian football icon Pele and Cuban President Fidel Castro, were on exhibition since 2003 but are presently tied up in customs in several countries due to the “organizer’s failure to meet his obligations,” the website said.

We thought the only gift Diego received from Pele was a handshake a few years back on that Spanish-telelvision program that shows boobies all the time. Fidel’s gift is surely a set of matching Army fatigues.
Maradona charges businessman with stealing his memorabilia [AFP]