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Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Copa Del Rey: Last week it was Dudek for Casillas means no win. This week it’s Dudek for Casillas means no more Copa Del Rey for Madrid. Real Madrid 0, Mallorca 1. [CNN]
• NBA: Shaq is back, everyone. Oh. Chicago Bulls 126, Miami Heat 96. [AFP]
• FA Cup: Ex-Shakhtar Donetsk player scores for…nevermind. It was Elano. P.S. Nery Castillo dislocated his shoulder and will be out for a few weeks. More on that later. Man City 1, West Ham 0. [ESPN Deportes]
• NBA: Can someone get us our glasses. This headline seems to read “Knicks make it 3-3.” Silly. Knicks 111, Nets 105. [AP]
• Italian Cup: The duck is waddling out the door. AC Milan 1(2), Catania 1(3). [Xinhua]

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