‘Member?: Illinois Never Recovered From The All-You-Can-Eat Meat-A-Thon.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Rose Bowl: Illinois weren’t in it for the game. We saw tons of their fans (and husky fellas that might have been players) at Third Street Promenade in Santa Monica on New Year’s Eve indulging in the mini-skirts and cleavage nice weather. That’s what they really went to Southern California for, right? USC 49, Illinois 17. [AP]
• Sugar Bowl: Georgia, sweet Georgia. Hawaii received little Southern hospitality. Hawaii 10, Georgia 41. [ESPN]
• English Premiership: If Arsenal Beat West Ham, and West Ham beat Manchester United, then Arsenal are better than Manchester United. Yup. That’s what the standings say. Arsenal 2, West Ham United 0. [Sydney Morning Herald]
• English Premiership: Tottenham enjoy the middle of the standings like Sir Alex Ferguson loves drooling over Cristiano Ronaldo. Aston Villa 2, Tottenham 1. [Independent]

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