‘Member? Jeff Garcia Makes Eli Manning Look Like A Stud.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night:
NFL Playoff Roundup

• NFC Wildcard: FOX’s slow motion close-ups of Eli Manning prove that even when he goes 20-27 with two TD’s, he still looks mighty ugly doing it. New York Giants 24, Tampa Bay Bucs 14. [NY Daily News]
• AFC Wildcard: LaDainian Tomlinson proves once again the Chargers don’t need him to win. San Diego 17, Tennessee Titans 6. Hallelujah! [NYTimes]
• NFC Playoffs: Way to end the Cinderella story before it even gets started, Seattle. Washington Redskins 14, Seattle Seahawks 35. [SI]
• AFC Wildcard: Jacksonville almost allowed Ben Rothlisberger to get away with a 3 INT game. Pitiful. Jacksonville 31, Pittsburgh 29. [ESPN]

The Rest Of The Globe

• Interliga 2008: Cruz Azul send Monterrey packing early. Jared Borgetti says, “Now what?”, but in Spanish. Cruz Azul 1, Monterrey 0. [Houston Chronicle]
• La Liga: It’s confirmed: Robinho sold his soul to the devil. No one has that kind of control with a soccer ball. Real Madrid 2, Real Zaragoza 0. [Guardian UK]
• English Premiership: Wayne Rooney will be Fabio Capello’s new crush. Manchester United 2, Aston Villa 0. [Independent]

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