‘Member? Spurs End 346 Year Losing Streak To Arsenal.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Carling Cup: Holy rotten wtf’s sports fanaticos. Tottenham Hotspur ended a “9 year winless streak against Arsenal” to progress in the Carling Cup. That’s ironically the same time it took Diego Maradona to go from whale on the pitch to whale…in real life. Tottenham 5(!), Arsenal 1. [SI]
• NBA: Steve Nash drops 37 on Milwaukee. Phoenix Suns 114, Milwaukee 105. [ESPN]
• Australian Open: Roger Federer is the reason why we’re grand champions at tennis…on Wii. Federer defeats James Blake 7-5, 7-6 (7-5), 6-4. [The Age]

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