‘Member? There Was A Soccer Stampede Last Night.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night
Soccer Roundup

• African Cup of Nations: Late heroics save Tunisia, but what is more fascinating is that the game took place in a city named Tamale. Diouf was nowhere to be found. Tunisia2, Senegal 2. [Guardian UK]
• Carling Cup: Chelsea have a chance to win their only hardware of the season. They reach the finals of the Carling Cup and will face Tottenham. Great. Everton 0, Chelsea 1. [Canadian Press]
• Serie A: Pato, Kaka, Ronaldo, etc can’t save AC Milan’s pitiful season. They drop to 10th place after their defeat to Atalanta. AC Milan 1, Atalanta 2. [Sporting life]

The Rest Of The World

• NBA: Is Andrew Bynum back yet? It’s not pretty when you’re outscored 31-12 in a quarter. Los Angeles Lakers 91, San Antonio Spurs 103. [LATimes]
• NBA: Minnesota beats Phoenix 117-107, have a two-game winning streak and improve to 7-34. Movin’ on up. [AP]