Reggie Bush To Marry Bootyliciously Annoying Kim Kardashian

The blogosphere is sweating bullets with the titillating news that New Orleans Saints running back Reggie Bush has tried to end his life asked girlfriend Kim Kardashian to be his boo. Every blog and “respected” news site we’ve checked to confirm the story has specified that it’s a big maybe that the news is true; but in our defense, we’ve only really been wrong about stuff like this, like, one time. So the stats say this might be legit. Maybe.
Reggie Bush had suffered a partially torn posterior cruciate ligament last month, inevitably ending his season prematurely. Now it looks like the trauma from that injury is eating away at his reasoning. We wouldn’t mind waking up with a voluptuous vixen like Kardashian every morning, but then again we’re middle class guys that write on a sports blog everyday. Reggie Bush is making millions and he could have any voluptuous vixen without the ridiculous baggage of a Kardashian. Too bad Bush isn’t a quarterback, or Tom Brady would be coming to his rescue.
Tom Brady & Tony Romo Lessons: Reggie Bush Engaged to Kim Kardashian? [National Ledger]
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