The Cleavage That Is Stealing The Hearts Of Australian Open Fans

Scumbag 1: “Dude, she’s only 17.”
Scumbag 2: “No way!”

S 1: “Yeah man, but she’s, you know…”
S 2: “Yeah. Totally.”
S 1: “Lets run it.”
S 2: “Just the picture?”
S 1: “We could run a bio if it makes you feel more comfortable.”
S 2: “Ass. I’d feel more comfortable if she was 17 1/2.”
S 1: “That’s a negative. She was still 16 six weeks ago.”
S 2: “Eh.”
S 1: “Damn straight.”
Say hello to Tamira Paszek. She’s competing in the Australian Open. This tournament is turning out to be a big slab of great, isn’t it?

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