The Dolphins Ex-Coach Isn’t At Fault For Their Pitiful Team. It Was The Fault Of A Samoan, A Mormon And A Mexican, Duh.

Wait for it. Wait for it. And bam! Dan LeBatard’s expertise on why the Miami Dolphins had such a horrendous season is, a bit…unorthodox. Wait, for this country, not so unorthodox we thinks. We scooped this link up from The Big Lead and man, oh man, is Dan LeBatard (leotard, The retard, etc) going to get some emails for this one. And in defense of the…Mormons. Mormon men are some of the greatest multi-taskers in the history of multi-tasking. Well Mexicans too. And Samoans. All hell, Dan LeBatard’s an asshole.
Mailbag: 2008 Edition [The Big Lead]
Video [ESPN]