The Ins And Outs Of 2008: What’s Hot And What Is Just Crap.

Machochip launched a measly two months ago, but we’re coming out in 2008 with a rocket stuffed in our pants. The Big Lead recently posted “What’s In and What’s Out for 2008″ and we thought we could come up with our own, Machochipian version. Considering we like to concentrate on the Latino-ish side of sports and all, if you haven’t noticed, we thought our list would be, you know, a bit different from the usual. We also decided to include some non-sports items because we can.
What’s in and what is out for 2008 through the eyes of a couple Angeleno’s who now reside in New York City.

Out/In
Oscar De La Hoya’s Mesh…………………….Golden Boy Productions Wide Net
Carne Asada Tortas…………………….Cuban Sandwiches
Crazy Russian Chick (Milana Dravnel)…………………….Crazy French Chick (Alexandra Paressant)
Brazilian Ronaldo…………………….Portuguese Ronaldo
Stella Artois…………………….Leffe Blonde
Steve McClaren…………………….Fabio Capello
Denying Steroid Use…………………….Confessing To Steroid Use After You’ve Been Outed
Danny Glover/Sean Penn and Hugo Chavez…………………….David Beckham and Snoop Dogg
Jose Canseco…………………….George Mitchell
Mexicans thinking golf is gay…………………….Lorena Ochoa
Guitar Hero…………………….Rock Band
Joslyn Noel Morse (A-Rod’s Stripper)…………………….Guy Oseary
Bathing sponge…………………….Exfoliating hydro gloves [Ed. Note: Don't ask.]
Tom Brady’s chicks…………………….Tony Romo’s chicks
Dodger Stadium…………………….Chavez Ravine [Ed. Note: It fluctuates]
Hating Andrew Bynum…………………….Loving Andrew Bynum
Rage Against The Machine…………………….Rage Against The Machine
Puerto Rico…………………….Dominican Republic
Cavemen…………………….Rafael Nadal
Pitbulls…………………….Bull dogs
If you’ve got any others you’ve thought of while your sitting on your ass today watching Manchester City V Newcastle United, feel free to drop us a line.