Tom Brady’s Foot Is In A Straitjacket

TMZ has released footage (that doesn’t seem to fucking work) of New England Patriots’ QB Tom Brady strolling along New York City streets with a cast on his right foot. New England fans have most certainly begun to weep all across, um, New England because there’s no way in holy hell that the Pats could win without him. No worries, a-holes. Tom Brady says it’s all going to be fine, so pipe down.

“Ah, you know, there’s always bumps and bruises. I’ll be ready for the Super Bowl,” Brady said, when asked point-blank if he had a leg injury. “I’m not worried about that. I’m not missing this one. I’d have to be on a stretcher to miss this one. There will be treatment this week. In games like this, you get a little nicked up. It’s nothing serious.”

See. It’s all better. It’s just Bill Belichick playing some mind games before the greatest game in NFL history. That’s all. Now go get us some more video of Gisele. Mmmm. We like her.
Shaky Brady sporting cast on foot [Boston Herald]
Images [Boston Herald]