You Have To Watch Out For Landmines When You Play Soccer, But We Don’t Mean Mini Turds

We scooped this video up from With Leather. It’s a soft porn website sports blog that’s become a guilty pleasure for us over the year; kind of like Scotch and bacon-wrapped hot dogs. Enough of them, the video kicks off with the normal spazzoids that shame soccer for everyone; but it really rounds out nicely with some of the best acting since Ben Affleck in “Gigli.” If FIFA really wants to do away with floppers, then raise the stakes: flop for a penalty and get caught, get suspended for a game. If you’re a consistent flopper and proud of it, then the referee can stop calling fouls on guys pummeling you until your shins turn a permanent maroon.
Soccer is dangerous [With Leather]