Ashley Cole’s Infidelity Is Sucking Cheryl Cole Dry

We don’t care about Chelsea player Ashley Cole’s infidelity. What else would you expect from a world-class athlete that doesn’t look like Vlade Divac? Actually, even Vlade managed to pull a gal or two…maybe. But what you’d normally expect, if not consistently hear about from athletes, is that girls are throwing their cleavage out to them in droves. Unfortunately, we are weighing in on this because The Daily Mail reports that one of our “Hotties Of The Week” gals, Mrs. Cheryl Cole, has been all but digging her own grave by refusing to eat because she’s so distraught about her pissed marriage.

“The realisation that Ashley has betrayed her so badly suddenly hit Cheryl hard.
“She told her closest pals that he may as well have ripped her heart out and stamped on it.
“Ashley’s cheating was so painful that, for two weeks, Cheryl practically locked herself in a rented apartment, sobbing herself to sleep.
“Cheryl couldn’t eat and her weight plummeted so rapidly and significantly that her ribs and hip bones started to jut sharply out. Her cheeks also look sunken.”

There’s nothing else we can say about this except we’re upset. Why? Because Ashley Cole influenced this transformation.

It’s simply not cool.
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Broken-hearted Cheryl Cole ‘refusing to eat and down to six stone’ after Ashley’s cheating scandal [Daily Mail]
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