Boston Bill Belichick Has Been Cheating All Along

Did you hope the Patriots would just fall off the face of the earth once they lost the Super Bowl? The rest of the country isn’t reeling in the straits of agony like New England fans. So when word came out earlier today that Bill Belichick, head coach of the Pats, had been secretly hijacking opposing defenses’ signs since the beginning of the decade, we all just nodded without a glint of surprise.

“There were a great many questions answered by Commissioner Goodell,” Specter, the senior Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee, told reporters after the meeting. “I found a lot of questions unanswerable because of the tapes and notes had been destroyed.”

“There was confirmation that there has been taping since 2000, when Coach Belichick took over,” Specter said.
Specter said Goodell gave him that information during the 1-hour, 40-minute meeting, which was requested by Specter so the commissioner could explain his reasons for destroying the Spygate tapes and notes.

It’s all destoyed like their integiryt, their spirit and their overblown egos that got flushed down the toilet when they lost to the Wild Card team in the Super Bowl. Whoa. That was like a burp with fire spewing out. Like, real fire. Can we move on from this “SpyGate” nonsense and find out how to get Los Angeles a football team?

Belichick has been taping since 2000 [Yahoo]
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