Brazilian Fire Ants Play Soccer, Too

You know what happens when you vouch to play in Division III soccer in Brazil? Fire ants. Tons of the little fuckers will sheer your skin with their fiery pinchers because you play in Division III soccer. OK, maybe Marcos Paulo simply ran into some bad luck. Check out the puddle bath he tries to give himself before he runs off the pitch like a CopaCabana girl.
Video [YouTube, via The Offside]