Brian McNamee Says Roger Clemens’ Wife Loves The H.G.H.

We’re as attentive to the Roger Clemens’ steroid saga as Isiah Thomas is to sexual harassment rules. But, the latest twist scraped up enough points on the laughter scale to bring us back…for a moment. Brian McNamee, the New York Mets trainer who never learned that being a snitch was a bad thing, has decided to stick it to Roger Clemens’ where it really hurts by implicating family members into his accusations, specifically Roger Clemens’ wife.

In the ever-stranger saga of Roger Clemens and Brian McNamee, the latest element to emerge might be the oddest yet. McNamee added a new name to the list of people he says he injected with drugs: Debbie Clemens.
McNamee told congressional investigators he injected the Rocket’s wife with HGH — at the seven-time Cy Young Award winner’s direction — before the couple posed for a 2003 Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition photo shoot, a lawyer familiar with his testimony said Friday.

Well it would be unfortunate if she had a third ear coming out of her forehead, but we’d pay up some big bucks to see her pull a tractor with her teeth.
McNamee says he injected Clemens’ wife [Yahoo]
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