Cristiano Ronaldo Fined For Using Cell Phone During Training, Sleeping With Hookers Stil A-OK

We’ve been wondering how Cristiano Ronaldo will start spending his newly acquired £140,000-a-week salary. He’s already gone out and purchased a $1 million plus Bugatti Veyron and we know his choice of entertainment (Bingo) won’t be costing him too much. Unless that entertainment comes in the form of a blond named “Candy.” That’s a completely different ball of wax…and a more expensive one. But wasting your money on stupid fines is something we definitely expected. It’s what athletes do when they have tons to blow.
Sir Alex Ferguson decided to sanction Cristiano after he was caught four-times using his cell phone to text message during training. Now that’s multitasking at it’s finest.

Ferguson is coming down hard on those players who are not completely focused during midweek training, especially with the title race heating up, issuing on-the-spot £2,000 fines to anyone breaking the rules.
A Red Devils source said: “The players all respect Sir Alex’s discipline. He is not a man to be messed with.
“But a few of the players have been sneaking their mobile phones on to the training pitch to send the odd text message between sessions.
“Fergie and his assistants have been cracking down on it big time recently. They insist that mobiles stay in lockers and should not be used until training is finished.”

We completely disagree. Cristiano Ronaldo is obviously too good to be corralled by the same rules as his teammates. For all we know, he may be checking his daily horoscope, or writing “Candy” back to confirm he’ll be the first client. Didn’t Fergie hear that a quickie before a match can be a good thing?
Ronaldo fined for using his mobile [ITV]
Image [The Sun]