Derek Jeter Voted Worst Shortstop Ever By Geeks

Derek Jeter may be a ladies man in New York City, but some virgins researchers at the University of Pennsylvania took three years worth of statistical data to determine Jeter the worst shortshop in baseball. Federal grants are awesome

How’s this for junk science - even with three Gold Gloves, Yankees captain Derek Jeter has been labeled the worst fielding shortstop in baseball…Using a complex statistical method [Ed. Note: i.e. Ro-Sham-Bo], researchers concluded that Alex Rodriguez was one of the best shortstops in the game when he played for the Texas Rangers.

Considering Alex Rodriguez as “determined” one of the best shortstops, and Derek Jeter was shafter by calling him one of the worst, is probably the work of some Boston Red Sox fans. Naturally, who has slumped more against the BoSox? A-Rod. Who do the BoSox hate? Jeter. Your hands are tainted, Theo Epstein.

You’ve got to be kidding [NY Post]
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