“El Wingador” Makes The Wing Bowl Way Cooler Than The Super Bowl

What do you get when you mix scantily clad babes, fat dudes eating tons of chicken wings and 20,000 spectators gawking at grown men like starving orphans peering into a restaurant? Yes, it’s a night out somewhere in Texas. But it’s also known as the Wing Bowl! The 16th annual glutton-fest was all the rave yesterday as five-time Wing Bowl champ Bill “El Wingador” Simmons and Dave “U.S. Male” Goldstein (not to be confused with Ricardo “Mexican Transgender” Bernstein) moved on to the next round, despite a bunch of hot chicks–known as the “Wingettes”–surrounding them. Now that’s dedication.

Five-time champion Bill “El Wingador” Simmons, of Woodbury Heights, at 107 wings during the 14-minute round while Dave “U.S. Male” Goldstein, of Voorhees, consumed 81.

Joey Chestnut, Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest grand-champ and record holder, is the leader after the first round. Riveting stuff, huh? We don’t know about you, but we just found a new hobby.

‘Wingador,’ ‘U.S. Male’ survive Wing Bowl’s 1st round [Courier Post Online]
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