Heads Up: Brittney Griner Will Dunk All Over Your Ass.

13 February 2008, 3:00 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

Houston-area high schooler Brittney Griner is 6′7″, can dunk and has the wingspan of vultures. The WNBA will be around long enough to provide her with a career, right? [YouTube]
The MLS already has so much to worry about, but now it appears that we all need to be cautious when purchasing our favorite MLS themed underwear. [Consumerist]

The Mets are planning to transfer that gaudy red apple to their new ballpark for next year. Hopefully, they won’t be so clingy with their slumps. [ESPN]
Real Madrid are still the richest bastards on the soccer block. [Yahoo Euro]
Pele is separating from his second wife, but still reigns supreme as soccer’s king. Sorry Diego. [ESPN Deportes]
It’s almost certain that Jason Kidd will be heading to Dallas soon. Now Richard Jefferson is really going to be pissed. [FanHouse]