Heads Up: Mascots Never Get Old.

27 February 2008, 4:30 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

This is probably what we’d be doing if we weren’t blogging. Seriously. We’ve got moves. [YouTube]
Just in case you were wondering, Pedro Martinez colon is A-OK. [Sports By Brooks]

You can bet on who will win between Anderson Silva V Derek Henderson’s UFC match and wager free money. No. We’re not advocating this at all. [MMAMania]
Mexico’s sub-23 national team is ready to get it on with Paraguay. Can we start the important matches yet? [Terra]
If you’re into long videos and Elvis, then this Cristiano Ronaldo video containing every single 07/08 goal to date will leave you enthralled. [101 Great Goal]
Lakers’ forward Ronnie Turiaf got rejected at some club in Los Angeles last night, so Jerry Buss probably hooked him up with one of his many, young mistresses. [TMZ]