Heads Up: Shaq Mashed Up With “Days Of Our Lives.” Enjoy.

15 February 2008, 3:00 PM. By Alejandro de la Cruz

This is how it all went down during the Shaq trade to Phoenix. No offense to American soap operas, but Mexican soap operas ~~show more cleavage and butt shots~~ have better actors. [YouTube]
Memo! No!!! Unfortunately, America has to endure the humiliation of losing to Morelia and now an injury to Guillermo Ochoa. Tragic. [Terra]

Kobe Bryant has injured his pinkie finger to a greater severity than previously thought. Pau Gasol, the hardwood is now all yours. [SI]
Alert! Breaking! Oh my Catholic-shoved-down-our-throats-when-we-were-younger God! David Beckham is probably going to miss an MLS because he may be in England. Ah. That’s it? [Rocky Mountain News]
The New York Giants won a lot more than the Super Bowl. Free lap dances anyone? [With Leather]