How Do You Stop A Furious Cristiano Ronaldo? Shoot Him With A Laser Beam.

Is Cristiano Ronaldo evolving into the Hulk? Was he smeared with a vile of toxic waste before the game? Is his syphilis acting up? No. That green smudge on the left side of his face is a laser beam. Lyon fans, probably in cahoots with the team, decided that the best measure against containing Cristiano Ronaldo’s mesmerizing tricks and goal scoring prowess was to shoot a laser beam at him. It’s a little more kosher than bombarding him in an alley and beating his knees with an assortment of crowbars.

But the French club could be subject to an investigation before then by European football’s governing body over one of their supporters aiming a laser at Ronaldo.
Manager Sir Alex Ferguson said: “We reported the matter to UEFA before the game.
“We noticed it in the warm-up and they (UEFA) are aware of it.”

Laser beams are so obvious and cliche. If you want to get to Ronaldo, you get to his Bingo game. That will stunt his game for sure.
Furious Fergie urges UEFA probe after Ronaldo targeted by laser beam in Lyon [Daily Mail]
Image [Daily Mail]