Hulk Hogan Thinks Barack Obama Is A Real American And Fights For What’s Riiiiight

We’re not much into politics around here. The last un-apathetic thing we did was go to a pro-pot rally, and that was only because a girl we wanted to get with was there. Apparently that’s what sets us apart from real men like Hulk Hogan. Hogan has gotten into the political ring to try to get all his little Hulkamanics of voting age to eat their vitamins, say their prayers and vote for Barack Obama. Oh man, we hope he doesn’t turn on Barack like Roddy Piper did to Hulk that one time on Pipers Pit.

Wrestling superstar HULK HOGAN is calling on his fellow Americans to vote for Democratic presidential candidate BARACK OBAMA - because he’s the “only choice”. Hogan is backing Obama because he’s the one candidate he completely trusts ahead of the U.S. election later this year (08).

He says, “If I had to step out to say who I really believe in, who catches my ear and makes sense and really can make a change, I’d say Obama. “Everybody plays this card - the bad guy card, the dirty politics, they talk about how people dress, act and look. And Obama’s the choice. He seems like the real deal. He’s the only choice.”

If you’re Barack Obama, of course you thank Hogan for his support… but what kind of person lets Hulk Hogan make their ultimate decision about who they’ll vote for? “Let’s see, Hilary and Obama both support Universal Health Care, but only Obama has the support of the Hulkster. I think I know who I’m voting for.” Yeah, that person? They should get their vote taken away from.

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