Is “La eMe” Protecting Ron Mexico (AKA Michael Vick) In Jail?

Apparently Vatosaurus has brought Hispanics and blacks together in America like we’ve never seen before. Want proof? How about reports that Michael Vick, who has spent the first three of his 23 months in jail hanging out in general population instead of locked away safe, is currently having his body guarded by a Mexican gang inside. We guess that documentary American Me had it all wrong about blacks and browns on the inside.

According to our source, Mike Vick is having a difficult time fitting in. The insider explained, “Michael Vick is not in [administrative segregation] — he’s right there with the rest of the inmates. A few [inmates] stepped to him when he first got there but everything is cool now … My [family member] says that he’s paying a Mexican gang to keep him safe.”

Well, it’s nice to see that bonus money he didn’t have pay back to the Falcons go to something good, like protecting his sweet, virgin ass in jail.
Michael Vick Not Just Chillin’, Apparently [Deadspin]
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