Joe Simpson Wants To Destroy Tony Romo’s Mojo Forever

Dallas Cowboy’s fans should be vehemently protesting the latest rants of Joe Simpson. According to Jessica Simpson’s pimp dad, Tony Romo is such a wonderful addition to his daughter’s life that he wouldn’t be surprised if the two got hitched sometime soon. Um, is someone trying to pitch MTV another reality series for 2008? According to Sports Illustrated:

“Tony and Jessica have something really special,” he said. “I mean its one of those relationships where I wouldn’t be surprised if they got married tomorrow.”

Those relationships are usually in the category of “shotgun” weddings, or an insane amount of liquor is involved and there happens to be a 24 chapel open…with drive-thru service. Besides that, we don’t know what sort of relationship he thinks these two are in, but we wouldn’t be surprised if Dallas fans are crossing their fingers that she’s not around come 2008/2009.

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