Lindsey Lohan Is A Lot Taller Than Rey Mysterio

We cruised through our Machochip inbox this morning and found a tipster had left us a wonderful little gift. That’s Lindsey Lohan hanging out with WWE wrestler Rey Mysterio. John Cena and “Pretty Boy” Floyd Mayweather Jr. were also in attendance, but they were probably in a secret holding cell with Shane McMahon, devising a plan to take over the world.

The duo were photographed at RAW this week and sources say that Lindsey Lohan is a big wrestling fan. Calm down fellas. We think she only likes to watch. Which still sounds hot. Notice Rey Mysterio’s Gucci Lucha Libre mask. We would’ve liked for Lindsey to play a little dress-up as well, but we’ll just wait for the tabloids to catch her wasted at a Los Angeles club, body-slamming Paris Hilton. H-a-a-a-a-a-w-t.
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