Maria Sharapova Wants A Dog Lover, Enjoys Dog Breath

Maria Sharapova interviewed with this month’s German edition of Vanity Fair and disclosed she’s looking for a love match. The Autralian Open champ spread out everything you need to know to get into her pants steal her heart.

“If I ever love a man as much as my dog, the guy will have a real problem, because I am all over that dog.”

Giggle. Huh, huh. Tongue wagging. Panting. Huh, huh. She’s real pretty. So does this mean that guys that act like dogs still have a chance? Holla.

Sharapova issues warning to all suitors [National Post, via Sports By Brooks]
Image [Philosophising]