‘Member? Radek Cerny Can’t Sabotage Tottenham Win.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night

• Uefa Cup: Tottenham burst out to 2-0 lead against Slavia Prague until Radek Cerny pulls a Paul Robinson. Gasp, Alex. GASP. Look out for that aggregate. Tottenham 2, Slavia Prague 1. [Telegraph]
• NBA: Should we begin to wager when the Miami Heat will get their next win? That’s 24 losses in the last 25. Miami Heat 92, Chicago Bulls 99. [Miami Herald]
• Uefa Cup: What’s that we hear? It’s the pidder-patter of Diouf denying Atletico Madrid a shot at progressing. Where was Sergio Aguero? He was booted out of the game for impersonating a camel. It’s true. Bolton 1, Atletico Madrid 0. [BBC]

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