‘Member? Somebody Canceled Sports Last Night.

Whas Happened In Sports Last Night? Nada

• College Hoops: Texas provides the only highlight of the night with a 77-50 win over A&M. [Texas Prep]
• English League Championship: Yes. It was this slow. There were missed penalties and late scoring, but we’re glad we have a score to provide. Bristol City 1, Crystal Palace 1. [ESPN]
• David Beckham’s Circus: There’s no question Rudy Guillet will do a great job for the Galaxy. David Beckham wants you to know that. As for his role, he’s going to take off his shirt every time attendance numbers dip. [Reuters]

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