Mexican National Soccer Team Feels Subconsciously Inferior To Foreigners, Says Psychologist

If Mexican fans have been searching for answers as to why the Mexican national team has nil wins this decade against the United States, well look no more. Some chief psychologist named Jose Gonzalez from some Institution of Psychologists that obviously love soccer, has disclosed that Mexico is suffering from two things: lack of leadership and an inferiority complex.

“Before, Mexico would win because [the United States] wouldn’t be prepared. But now, no one on the [Mexican national team] wants to be a hero because that implies responsibility and excelling, which then generates envy,” explained the specialist.

When did steering the ship ever warrant envy? It’s an interesting argument considering Mexico has neither won in the US this decade, or a World Cup, so basically all Mexico’s national team needs is a guy with enough cojones to guide the team. We’re immediately ruling out “Bofo” because he has no cojones. Unfortunately, the diagnosis for Mexico is dire and terminal.

“We’re a conquered country with little value in our eyes; in the presence of foreigners we assume the role of the conquered. It is something that the players experience unconsciously.

Honestly, this explains so much about why “Bofo” dies his hair blond and why Rafa Marquez loves to play in Spain, but how does this help Mexico win? At least now they’ll know that dudes who start crying when they see a foreigner should immediately be cut.
No hay liderazgo en el Tri ante EU [Univision]
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