Pedro Martinez Maintained Health By Eating Mangos And Eggs

Above all the juicing and anal leakage of the steroids-riddled 1990’s was a jeri-curled, cockfight loving Zimmer-thrashing man that didn’t engage in steroids: Pedro Martinez. He told the Daily News today that he’d never done the roids. In fact, he had a better alternative to them.

“I dominated that era and I did it clean,” he said. “I can stand by my numbers and I can be proud of them.”

But how can we be so sure?

“I have a small frame and when I hurt all I could do was take a couple of Aleve or Advil, a cup of coffee and a little mango and an egg — and let it go!” he said.

Is that a fart joke? Did Pedro just throw out a fart joke? He totally just threw out a fart joke. Whatever the case, we’re glad he’s adamant about setting the record straight. Steroids are bad. Mango and eggs are good. Real good. Unfortunately, his explanations are far from over.

Mets’ Martinez proud of domination during PED era [ESPN]
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