South Korean Soccer Players Have An Odd Way Of Displaying Resistance

War is an unfortunate occurrence in our day. You’d think we (the human species) would of been done with such shenanigans after the Enlightenment. Nah. What’s the point of getting along when you can kill each other with cool weapons? Unfortunately for the South Korean army, some of their most skillful and athletic assets aren’t having any of that sort of talk as members of the South Korean soccer league went to extreme lengths in order to dodge the draft.

The players, including 15 professional K-League players, dislocated their shoulders by methods such as swinging their arms while holding heavy weights or having fellow players jump on their shoulders, the official said.
The majority of the indicted players were in minor, domestic soccer leagues. Local media said if they are found guilty, they will most likely have to perform community service for two years, but some could be forced into the military or sent to jail.

Thank the blood-thirsty gods of Zeus there is a Canada.
South Korean players dislocate shoulders to dodge draft [Guardian]
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