We’re Waiting Patiently For Gisele Bundchen’s Nakedness

So here’s the deal. Gisele Bundchen, Tom Brady’s cursed girlfriend, said she’d go topless, butt-chilling naked if her man and the Patriots lost on Sunday. An unreliable source, The Cleveland Leader, quoted Gisele as saying, “If the Pats lose, I’ll run through Mid-Town Manhattan naked.” We had our handhelds ready to break out in the snow, but we were cautious. Brady’s buckle last night would most certainly be transferred during a late-night cuddling session so we didn’t have our hopes up. Of course:

According to CBS Sports, she’s backing down not because of a fear of being naked in public, but rather, the logistics of such a stunt.
“It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it. I don’t know what I could have been thinking — Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It’d take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How ’bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day … will that work?”

Um, yes. Yes it absolutely will. Boss, we need a taxi stipend and some money for a hot dog. Oh, and a camera.
Gisele Bundchen takes back her promise to run through NY naked [Cleveland Leader]
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