Adriano’s Deviance Due To Girl’s Possible Pregnancy

Adriano’s second chance at stardom is slowly fizzling at Sao Paolo after news broke out that the Brazilian club was consdering annulling Inter Milan’s loan agreement. It’s trite to state, but Adriano’s downhill spiral is a shame. Last week he arrived to practice late and then proceeded to leave early, angering his fellow teammates and coaching staff. If that weren’t enough, his friend crashed his Porsche and consequentially injuring two women. Our advic: grab a shrink, man! Chat a little, let it all out. It may do you some good. His agent released a statement specifying Adriano’s latest troubles as the reason for his asinine behavior.

“He is sad and going through some personal problems,” Gilmar Rinaldi told local radio Jovem Pan. “There were some rumors that the mother of his son was reportedly pregnant again…’

Well that’ll knock anyone off their rocker. But, if there’s one thing Shaquille O’Neil has taught us, it’s that having more babies is a sign of fecundity and strength. So, run with that, brah.
Agent: Adriano unhappy, frustrated with struggles in Brazil [SI]
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