Aston Villa Fans Should Stick To Their Day Jobs

When most people saw Eduardo Da Silva’s foot almost get forcefully amputated, it left them with a sense of dread and a reminder of how fragile the human body really is. Not Aston Villa fans. They had about a week until this past weekend’s showdown with Ed’s Arsenal side to come up with some of the most heartbreaking chants to rock the EPL since Bolton fans rhymed “Ronaldo” with “Pretty Boy Ho” to the tune of ABBA’s “Mamma Mia.”

And, to a more conventional Volare;

Eduardo woah woah
He had some silky skills,

Amongst the chants were, to the tune of What’s That Coming Over The Hill?;

What’s that sticking out of his sock,
Is it his ankle? Is it his ankle?

Now he walks like Heather Mills

Which would make Martin Taylor… Paul McCartney? We can easily say Eduardo got the short end of that peg leg.
Villa fans revive the art of the heartless taunt [The Spoiler]
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