Dallas Mavericks Jinxed By Tony Romo And Jessica Simpson

The Los Angeles Lakers held on (barely) to beat the Dallas Mavericks 102-100 last night in a Western Conference showdown. Mexican chavalo Antonio Romo and Jessica Simpson attended the game and are seen here wondering what the fuck happened. It’s simple, really. Jessica Simpson is a cursed portal of black death when it comes to athletics. So much so that she’s managed to ruin the dreams of almost every major Dallas team. Let’s make sure she won’t be attending a rodeo show anytime soon because then we’ll really see the extent of her prowess as a witch. Our recommendation: show up with a bathing suit on. It might help to distract the opposing team’s players because you know Romo’s got a “don’t look at my gal’s chichis” rule with his teammates. Pics after the jump.

Jessica Simpson curses Dallas sports [With Leather]
Images [Javno, via With Leather]