David Ortiz Rides In A Sidecar, Is Totally Somebody’s Biatch

Apparently David Ortiz never saw “Garden State” and a lovely Natalie Portman sternly exclaiming that anyone who rides in a sidecar of a motorbike (old school) is officially a bitch. Hey, Big Papi! Those are her words, not ours, you homerun blastin’ bastud.

“I froze my (expletive deleted) (body parts) off,’’ said Ortiz of his ride in the sidecar of the lead motorcycle escort the team received between the airport and the White House, and from the White House to Walter Reed Army Hospital.

The idea of subjecting Ortiz to the motorcycle ride was all Francona’s idea, who saw the sidecar motorcycle once the team got off the plane at Ronald Reagan Airport. Although riding in a motorcycle sidecar was not part of Francona’s own “bucket list,’’ or things to do before he dies, he thought it seemed like a neat idea.

Does Chris Farley’s everlasting phrase “fat guy in a little coat” fit in anywhere here? Yankee fans: your gift.

Big Papi takes a ride in the sidecar [SoxAndDawgs]
Image [Educated Cheese]